McQueen, Reed Krakoff, and Alaia heels on sale for 55%-65% off on TheOutnet
I am practically dying, slowly slumping over my laptop, about halfway leaning on my keyboard, basically going blind with blurry vision on my right eye from way too much staring at the monitor all day at work, but I can't gaze away from the amazing deals and selections on www.TheOutnet.com.
I greeted this morning with an online gift to myself, this amazing, pebbled beauty of a heeled combat boot from Vera Wang Lavender, which yields just enough rough and just enough sexy to make it basically the most bad ass boots you can get for 70% off plus...wait for it..an ADDITIONAL 25% off during checkout from Neimans. BAM. Double whammy. I got $450 boots for $150. But now this feeling is too addicting and I want to do it again. And I'm scared. It's 1:15am, and I vaguely remember reading an article about drunk online shoppers and statistics about the high sale rates that escalate during the wee hours of the morning from all the disillusioned, insomniac, hard-working, career driven, fashion-obsessed women who scour deals throughout the night to fill a void made from the long hours of work that keep them out of malls all day. This article that I kind of remember, I totally made up right now, but can't you imagine how the story goes?
It was too good to keep to myself. I might've taken the last of the Vera Wang, but there are plenty better fish in the sea. Dive in!